I'm a melting pot of friendship

fuck, get off my dick for fuck sakes.
I’m not your fucking boyfriend, your not my girlfriend so dont act like were dating.
jesus, kyle toth problems for the fucking win.
 

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Because girl, it’d be bold of me to assume your boyfriend is treating you good enough.

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this guy has my fuckin watch!so does eminem, what a bunch of copy cats. 

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"Girls don’t put me in the friend zone. I put THEM in the friend zone."
FL0 (via bjnix04)
lmao’d 

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pua-omagic:

Go this in an email a while back. It’s a simple concept but a fundamental part of Game. Full blog on this concept coming soon!
- O.magic 

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Anonymous asked: You sent ur gay to takeyou-reclothesoffslowly. .. are you gay to?

fuck no lol
shes just gay in general :) 

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Anonymous asked: Are you gay?

I’m sometimes called gay when I sit at home and do nothing to avoid social events… 
but not generally, no ;) 

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Anonymous asked: wat wuld u do if the last person u hooked up with was preggo

more than likely laugh my ass off

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